Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
Canada just beat USA, the sad part they still need us to make money so who really won
drunk pissing on my closed toilet lid is actually quite a sobering experience
I know i should have focused more on what you were saying in the text rather than the fact you spelt "suicidal" wrong
Yes, yes she is. This will teach her not to pull her vibrator out and harass people with it at parties.
The last thing I remember is pushing my way into the bathroom and dumping a 40 on him. We havent talked since.
Guess whose mug shot is NOT on the Internet anymore?!?!
I miss the days of selfishly blowing a load in the condom without her knowing and acting all like "we shouldn't do this" so she would get dressed and leave.
I wish they'd wear their tampons on the outside. At least gimme some warning
Santa brought me a 1.75 of wine, and a liter of patron. I probably won't remember Christmas, so don't ask me how it was tomorrow.
get ready to load up the weird cannon and blow a load of buck-wildness all over the place people
he said he'd buy me TWO burritos if I took my shirt off
I'll be visiting the rave tower. Prepare your finest boxed wines for my consumption.
Tbh you just need to fuck it out like I don't know another solution
I'm a delicate orchid of a man.
Blossoming into a fierce dragon.
Randomize
