my vagina is like the nba. its where amazing happens.
i just made a list of the people i have slept with. is it bad that some of them are just either names of the places i met them or the color of the shirts?
i also rounded the number up for good measure. i am sure there are a few i have forgotten about.
I'd do that. But we would need storm trooper helmets.
Nada. Shooting off confetti and wanted to see I'd u could see it from ur house.
Wow. Its not even 11am.
Then, he just started shoving orange pieces in my mouth as a chaser
so according the 72 facebook statuses i put up last night that i don't recall, i would say it was a success. how about you?
She passed out in his mom's bed and when we went to go get her she went 'no its cool I live here'.
and PS, please don't fuck in the corn maze, k?
You made me pull over because you thought a leaf was a twenty rolling across the road.
we played a my little pint drinking game. It was awesome.
When you are old and getting humped by saggy balls every other weekend you are gonna wish you had more sex with freshly legal boys. Your vagina will thank you one day. Don't let her down.
Blacked out drunk in California and woke up somewhere in Arizona, I'm pretty sure I got here on foot
Look I'm sorry I stuffed your wife's bouquet toss but I won't have that weak shit in my house.
Ended up in some house where this dude has a $1200 leopard cat
My 1st STD. I feel like there should be a cake for this.
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