Do you feel that fire radiating from matt's crotch for you
Gross. gingers suck
nut hugger
It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
I miss Bob Barker.
Yeah, more like Douche Carey...
If i could tip my vagina, i would.
I should have known there'd be issues when he included "beautiful soul" in our playlist
Is there a word for someone who only has sex with NFL prospects?
We're sitting in his room writing songs about America. There's a verse about a dead dog. There's tequila everywhere.
"can of pringles" is totally a legitimate measure of time
I would feel bad sleeping with her unless all of her personalities were on board with it.
He spelled Steven with "ph", needless to say my nose was almost bleeding from the amount of axe he was wearing.
I've officially dedicated my newly single life to making myself squirt.
What's the polite way to say "hey I don't actually want to fuck you, I just swiped right on you because you didn't like me in high school and I needed validation"
We put you in the box and you started to cry, that's how high you were.
That was fun and all, but let's never have sex on a ladder ever again.
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