Have you ever had champagne poured on you during sex? It was like a rap video
he's a nude model. what could you have done to make him feel awkward??
at the resort hottubing with french twins, who brought champange. this should be a postcard.
I just filled out my 2010 Census drunkenly. I'm single handedly throwing it off.
the cop then proceeds to point out the "proud parent of a dare graduate" bumper sticker and say well i guess it's time to take that off
it's like doing a sit-up... but, you're inside someone
My printer just jammed because one of the condom wrappers I threw when we had sex in my dorm
Doing blow at 6am to "wake myself up for clinicals" was a baaaaad idea
I will now refer to my life as before and after I used Astroglide for the first time
As he was under the stripper backwards, he yelled "we should totally be facebook friends"
donating our bodies to science does not justify what were doing to them.
You're alright. You just passed out while we were having sex. Then I'm pretty sure you peed. So I went home.
Some guy in the bathroom just took his shirt off and proceeded to tell me the story behind all of his stab wounds. That's what I get for making small talk
I asked her how many times she came and she said "Oh god I can't count that high, Rutgers doesn't teach us that."
We celebrated Cinco the right way. We took shots of 1800 then he fucked me while Selena was on TV in the background
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