would you consider dating someone with braces an investment?
last night was a success...if success means i don't remember the guy's name and my panties are somewhere in the parking lot behind the bar
My dick has been asking about u. He said he didn't do anything wrong n I'm a dumbass
I'm scared. I feel like she's my mom and she just walked in on me having sex. Like she's "disappointed"
Just when I think I'm the one with the problem, I get home for the holidays and the family shows me what alcoholism is really about
Please tell me I did not ask the bartender how big his dick was.
some guy i've known for a week sent me nudes saying "you're welcome" i need an award for this birthday
I'm naked in the window of the hotel and I feel like I'm walking in slow motion like a robot
I saw him walking to campus with his beer in his hand in the same sweats he wore walking to campus with a beer in his hand yesterday.
can you just act like it's not so easy to get a blowjob from me??
I have their Unicorn picture in my shirt, and I just threw a Bud Light Platinum bottle through their window. We need to go now.
You told him about your cats? I told his friend to put his dick in my mouth, and you talked about cats!?
He stopped eating me out to remind me to look at the stars
I just found out through a drunken phone call that my parents thought I'd grow up to be a porn star. It's kind of scary how accurate they were at how skilled I'd be at sex.
I’ve got a closet full of cosplay outfits and horny boytoy to help me ride out this pandemic
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