I have no idea what her name is. I only remember putting my dick between her ass cheeks.
this isnt the person you just texted but i have her phone. she disappeared when the bacon came home and she hasn't returned since.
Freshman just walked up and thanked me for letting him hide under my bed when the cops showed up to the house last weekend
Nope. If I'm going to drive an hour to fuck a teacher, it will NOT be missionary thats for damn sure.
Is that a tongue signal to get over there? That's how my two heads are taking it.
Dude she broke four ribs, how does a 110 lb girl break four of my ribs during sex?! It hurts so bad but was so worth it
Seeing the pictures of him and i, I'm giving whiskey the win on this one. Definitely had beer goggles.
Due to your tardiness, I'm saving you my tab
The uberlube is also flammable
You ran through a field yelling "I'm frolicking! I'm frolicking!" Then fell on your face. How is your nose today, doll?
Is there such thing as a tasteful dick pic? I think I just got one if they exist.
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
I did what i always do when i miss him; masturbate and watch Bridges of Madison County.
Texting people and counting condoms..we have like fourteen. Goal for this week: use all of them
he told me he wanted me to go see his cat. apparently i was more interested in playing with his cat then having sex.
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