apparently when i got back to tyler's i layed face down on the bed and yelled "don't hurt my asshole!"
I have teeth marks. Like distinct upper and lower jaw.
Yeah me too. My shoulder looks rabid.
You just begged me to mute the porn and watch her ass bounce while listening to dubstep the whole time.
I tried to tell him I love him but it came out something like "We're both fucked up and it works."
it was a frathouse cornucopia of foul mixed drinks and "sangria", which im convinced was blood and pcp
he kept saying that we were in ian's fun time place and then continued to act like a dinosaur.
i may have given a gay guy with a mohawk my number last night that said... "you are straight" omg so glad a whole year til my next birthday... also i hit myself in the face with a car door. nice.
Come through the front door when you get here.
Right now I'm so wasted I can't determine whats a door and a window.
yeah...well...life isn't all puppies & lap dances
If fixing it is ignoring it, and getting naked. Then yes we fixed it.
Only time and a comprehensive case study of all of your relationships will tell.
I wouldn't hate if he could handle a sex only type of ship. I really don't want to use the word "relation" in front of that.
A drunk and bleeding peter is knocking on your door... in nothing more than a sombrero, boxers and cowboy boots.
Soooooooo high. David tried to rinse the water droplets out of the sink for 5 minutes
He said they were his favorite shoes.. So I threw one down the sewer. Now he'll keep searching the house for the other one. Sweet silent revenge.
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