then for some reason i googled "how much to buy a cannon"
he proceeded to punch 3 mailboxes in a row and when i asked him why, he said "because they were talking shit"... i need a new boyfriend. and a new life.
Drinking wine. Reading twilight. On a Friday night. Biggest loser contest. First Place.
Woke up at 4:30am to my little brother shaking me. Apparently I fell asleep naked on my kitchen table waiting for the toaster to pop. 2 years of college completed and i still havent learned my drinking limit...
Uh, also, Rob told me he felt bad for choking you.
high as fuck. watching parent trap with my mom. keep missing my mouth.
If you were curious as to how many pounds of bagged marijuana can fit in the trunk of a 2010 Chevrolet Aveo, we now have the answer
Happiness for him is a different happiness than you can supply cuz you have life standards, morals and goals that dont include the bar or beer everynight.
Nothing brings people closer than bonding over tequila shots and running from campus security.
Well my ankle is fucked up, everytime it pops I have a reminder of $200. Jager bomb night and the day we began to rebuild our friendship.
Is it considered a bad morning to find your boss half naked in the parking lot of work at 7am?
That depends, how hot is your boss?
Last night apparently I said "I need a break" and then I just passed the fuck out for 3 hours
Can you get snapchat back so I can show you all the places I threw up in/on last night?
Mmm vodka always tastes better when i know i have work at 8am
hey sweets how's ur crotch today?
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