My key broke off while I was turning the key. I can't pull the broken key out. Not only am i locked outside, so is the rest of the building.
We even fucked WHILE he was making me breakfast in bed.
new low.... made out with someone while peeing
he asked me to put his condom on because he couldn't see without his glasses
Just made nachos out of string cheese and sunchips and laying in my bed watching babay einstion..get on my level
I'm a 23 year old virgin. I've masturbated in ways you can't even imagine.
She's more of a "I'm gonna get herpes no matter how great her face looks like" pretty
I gave up my innocence when I let him cum in my spelling bee trophy
He said I went to go sit outside and is promised I wouldn't leave he brings me a chair and I'm gone. He found me stumbling a half mile away in my socks
Given everything we have talked about, is it wrong to ask you to be faithful to me, despite still dating him?
So who won the naked front yard Olympics last night?
Well my tits are spray painted gold & i have what i think r the Olympic rings shaved in my vag !!!!!!!SO its safe to say i won something ....
I spent a lot of time in their kitchen cause I was convinced that the living room was gonna fall... Sorry for not warning you about that.
He's doing his thing where I don't know if he's alive until three in the afternoon so idk
forgot to tell you your neighbor walked out of her house this morning just as I was leaving shirtless
6 hours ago I jacked off a a guy for $100. I explained it away as "compensation" for gas and tolls. WHAT am I doing with my life? Quickest and easiest $100 I ever made though, haha
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