Hard to imagine a reason apart from blow jobs that I'm awake at 530 am.
who knew that if you vomit while skydiving the puke goes up towards the people that are behind you.
i think he saw me take a picture of his dick
She was standing in the road flagging traffic in a tshirt and boxers. I didn't stop.
All she wanted was a cigarette
Do something fun then. Blow up the house or whatever.
How have you survived this long?
Dumb luck and a deal with the devil.
I had fun last year but I was one half of the hoe train back then. At least I'll feel better about myself as a person this year.
I'm going to miss going to the strip club though.
We got to his house at 7am and two random guys were on the couch shot gunning beers saying we were late for the party
It's gotten to the point that when I close my eyes to cum all I see is candy crush
sooo the guy I beat last night in strip pong is the manager's husband at my new job...
I just had sex in the footy bunny pajamas my mom bought me for christmas. Tis the season
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
ELLEHCIM
NYRMAK
DRAHCIR
WHAT??
I got St Patrick's Day drunk on Friday and apparently ordered a Total Gym in the middle of the night
friends who go to the bar together leave the bar together and im not leaving you behind ohana means family
He sent me a dick pic from a port-o-potty in Boston. If that's not love Idk what is.
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