Who do you think planted the wheat? Who do you think cleared the land and killed off the native inhabitants? Women?
would it be subtle enough if I played birthday sex on repeat while I may or may not be stripping?
EMERGENCY: IS A KAREOKE RICKROLL ACCEPTABLE IN THE YEAR 2011?
I don't know what I should tell you tell you. I don't want to encourage you to dye my dog.
I have the perfect view of a sexy blonde in yoga pants stretching from the shoulder press machine. I'll be here all night. So glad I came high.
Ur here with me in spirit. Now run free. Run free
Last time we had a party like that I woke up naked on the pool table with a chalk outline around me and a empty bottle of jager duct taped to my hand.
Yea. I'm excited about this party too
Blonde girl lying face-down, passed out next to my bed, walls are covered in guacamole. College is looking excellent.
I'm gonna go to bars and pick up women hopped up on democracy.
Whats proper etiquette for apologizing to your wife for being so drunk you stood up and pissed on the bedroom floor next to the bed?
Just traded a sandwich for anxiety drugs outside the club. I fuckin' LOVE this place.
They're letting me in by good graces, I can't show up with a fist full of dildos
Things he has managed to cum on so far on spring break: my bikini, my back-up bikini, three of my four bras, two pairs of panties, four beds, six chairs, the floor of several hotel rooms, the window/door to the balcony from both sides, my tits, my face, my stomach, his stomach, my ass, his best friend's girlfriend's face, and his best friend's dick.
Just FYI spring break is over and you're supposed to be back in class but hey sounds like you had your orgy so congrats.
Why are you barefoot at a strip club?
Also this morning I remembered seeing the stripper he threw up on later in the night. She was clothed though.
Ya that dick wasn't worth burning a perfectly good pizza.
You live and learn.
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