I chugged a bottle of robotussein and i ducking saw a blind lady on a purch sewing a shirt! And a tree portal
Two girls are doing the worm relatively well on the bar floor after the fact I just saw one puke in the trash
turkey basters and jungle juice, is that really the whole shopping list for new year's?
2nd semester senior, always drunk. at this point if i don't get a good parking spot, i turn around and drive home
When he left he said something to the effect of "well now that I've been used..." I think he may be on to me.
he was spitting whole peanuts projectile out of his mouth at the waitresses as they walked by and then yelled across the restaurant that he had "no problem kicking any of their asses"
I'm giving you a get out of sober free card for one of the nights
I'm serious. My alarm label is "BAR TABS" as motivation for me to wake up in the morning and go to work.
maybe if I avoid him long enough we could skip the talking part of "we need to talk"
I don't want to jinx anything but I may have found the one.
Cat or human?
Human
ill dress up as a sperm donor and you can go as the cup....
Okay, so when I go to meet your grandma, let's do a quick cum check to we don't have another "what's that on your face?" situation.
PLEASE HELP ME THE AMERICANS ARE YELLING ABOUT TURKEY, I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO
I just spent 100$ at a sex shop to make myself feel better. And I signed you up to win 200$ so if you win, it's mine. And yes I'm serious.
Very interesting. Let's just say I got home last night and threw up, found a joint in my bra, and woke up naked in my bed
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