I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
Do you think the new Crest Whitestrips Advance Seal would stay on while I give him head? It would be great to knock out 2 things at once...
I'm gonna laugh so hard when we're both married with families
That statement alone makes me laugh so hard.
I'd suck anything for a pizza right now
I found your wallet in my underwear drawer......... Don't worry I don't plan on asking any questions
If he shows up in a "mount n dew" me shirt im throwing him to the lesbians
She's riding a bike down the street and drinking brown liquor. A pt cruiser is honking at her and she's like I HEAR YOU!!
ugh... fuck pirate breakfast. my head is like thirsty.
He was respectful of both me and my One Direction calendar.
She left you responsible for her guinea pig for what, 3 hours? And it somehow died under your care? I will no longer trust you with so much as a beer.
I don't think Buddha would recommend a sexscpade across Mexico
as a side note pls kill me
I'll pick u up. I have to buy a new sofa cover anyway. I swear I've never seem a girl cum like that before.
condom fairy costume came in handy...we were making out in my living room and he wanted it so i took a condom off the costume and we did it right there...with my tutu still on....
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