Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
i was like the pretty and slutty 8th grade girl who goes to a party, gets wasted, and ends up having sex with a senoir
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alcohol + bed + penis = sex
So I was just looking through the calendar on my phone seeing what day new years was on & on dec 31st at 9am it says "nude champagne toast". Guess we have to do it.
i just lost my virginity for the 9th time. when will guys stop believing that nonsense line
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
You slammed your face into the toilet and declared you were moving your bed into the bathroom in the morning. Also, you insisted on crawling everywhere because feet are "overrated."
Holy. Crap. I just found a hickey on my bikini line. He never got my pants off. WHO IS THIS MYSTICAL HOOKUP WIZARD?
Remember that time you came over to my house and I was on the porch naked and eating peanut butter?
Sounds like she has 4 first names. Like a sad version of Ricky bobby
Would you like to get an apartment bong? It can be like our pet and we can give it a name.
Not as great as when your drunk mom grabbed my junk, but better than when your sober grandma sacktapped me and grabbed my butt.
i'm licking honey sensually off my arm while alone in my room. what has my life come to
It's the kinda thing that makes you wanna buy a rainbow flag and fight republicans and kiss girls
I really need to stop having sex.. I haven't been able to get a brush through the back of my hair for a good week and a half
Omg, new summer goal: sex in a bouncy castle.
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