I swear she didn't look like that last week.
Her little brother was home, so we had to hook up while playing hide and seek with him
halloween is SO much better on drugs, why didn't anyone let us know about this when we were kids
he just made me youtube cheetahs running and he thinks he is in a pool
I really want to know why half of my kitchen floor is missing.
I'm legit concerned I might pass out this weekend from having too much sex.
Tidal wave of highness just hit. Find shelter and catnip. gloves. zebra striped car washes.
It's supposed to be a shit show, it's an end of the world party.
You sternly pointed at him and declared that you would ride his cock until the early dawn.
Then, you ate a turkey sub, went into his room
I found her in my pantry with her shirt off twerking...I tapped her on the shoulder and she said she was giving Chef Boyardee a show and to give her a minute...
I just heard your voicemail. Glad you like my dick and think I'm cool
Letting Freddy Krueger eat me out = HAPPY HALLOWEEN TO ME!!!
I knew it was you who came home last night because no one else would walk in at 3 am and start microwaving a burrito
Cats are difficult to handle. Also they are impossible to baptize.
Fursuit judi Dench just stared directly at me for 3 solid minutes telling me that cats arent dogs and i believe her because if i dont cat jason derulo might try to have sex with me
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