Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
just found a bag of Oreos in my purse labeled "emergency".
I don't know where Tiffany is but I just saw her shoes in the bar lost and found
I heard liver failure is in for 2012 anyways
i've eaten like 19 popsicles... what the fuck have you done today?
Do you remember me making bird noises at the bartender with some guy at the bar last night?
I should have bailed a long time ago. I mean, he has a bible verse-a-day app next to his dick pics in his phone.
Just made out with the guy who gave me my tour. Full circle college win.
I can never have sex in Utah again. The altitude had me breathing like a fat kid going up stairs.
I figured you were on something. You're way too happy right now to be sober
the puppy had a little leather gag and was using a ball gag as a fetch toy
I jus want to remember tomorrow how proud I was tonight for wearing my rainbow leggings as a long sleeved shrug I feel like fucking MacGuyver
my nurturing instincts told me to take his clothes off
I wrote life affirmations on my notes to repeat and read several times a day so I become a better person, see the time on the toilet has been constructive
If by science you mean beer then YES!!!!
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