so my doctor just swabbed my throat, and he looked up in suprise when i had no gag reflex. yea, he just judged me.
My vagina has become a graveyard for my brother's friendships...
He kept singing "who's that peekin in my window" we thought he was high til we realized someone was lookin in the windows.
Dude give me 4 good reasons we shouldn't trade girlfriends tonight
I will start puting down the plastic for the vom in our love chamber. If you want to be something or someone else for the night feel free. The theme is shit show.
I'm there.
Sex on roller skates
Floating mattress
Tie
the scent of your tears make me crave pizza
You mAke me stone. Stone fuck fucking stoned. I'm an stoned you cuz now fucking stoned stoned fucking stoned I stone.
I think my staff loses a little bit of respect for me every time you're in town. I may have to puke at work ...again.
THIS IS NO TIME FOR SHAME JOSH. JUST GOTTA GET IT IN. PURELY FOR LEVELING UP PURPOSES
I do not mind being torn from the first touches of sleep to see a man who looks like that
Plus who wants to live somewhere tom jerked off? No one.
Can I just keep holy water in the night stand next to the vibrator?
I don't know if I'm dying or this is just a mild inconvenience
I was looking at your nipple and it made me think of you
Well I hope so...
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