who do you think you are?
someone who doesn't ask that question
You look just like Jennifer Aniston on food.
I have now ridden the bus with a ninja, a samurai and Jesus. Who says the bus is for losers.
This kid is too lonely to be my drug dealer.
I'm customer of the month for a 3rd time now at the Wine store. I've achieved so much in my life
I know I'm her Sunday school teacher. I just feel I would be saving others from a lot of headaches by telling her someday she's going to be a stripper
Maybe not, but you have to admit watching him get hit by the car was gratifying
By the way when you were super fucked up last night, you ate cat food and tried to tell me it was healthy for you
It's really not cool dreaming about going into labor with your ex boyfriends love child as you're sleeping next to him.
Omg, those nutella cakes are heavenly, like licking the nipples of a muscular black Jesus.
I want your cock.
All we are is dust in the wiiiiiiinnnnnnnnnnd
She is so graceful and lady-like, like a swan... On meth
I mean my dick does have feeling again, which is a step in the right direction
The guys who program Autocorrect have never seen a vagina in person
Or is it distressingly heterosexual?
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