Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
Her gag reflex was as absent as a father figure must have been in her childhood
she has tattoo'd to her hips "grip here" this is why they made spring break
It would be like bopping for an apple with my penis but never winning an actual prize. The only thing I would get from it would be the joy from taking part but then regretting it forever more
This dude was wearing a "Plan B- One Step" backpack. I wonder how many more I have to buy until I get mine??
Yes I have a handle on life. A handle of Svedka.
You don't understand. This could be the last time I shave a star into my vag. Get over here.
Prob because you've thrown up alot. As long as its not like pure blood you're fine. Drink water.
So I'm sitting here baked on a bridge thinking about how plants think, I miss you so much
Just wiped the ashes off my forehead before he came over to have sex. Definitely going to hell.
how do you make "fuck me in the break room" sound casual?
If you had asked me 10 years ago where I thought I'd be right now at 26 years old, I can bet you one million dollars that "tweezing out my nose hairs before I go in to get laser hair removal on my upper lip" would NOT have been the answer
I've been getting a lot of emails from patron lately for being a great customer. Is that awesome, or should I start thinking about seeking help?
Do you ever wake up and realize playing beer pong with your parents wasnt a dream? Your mom really beat you
yes that’s a photo of a horny gay donkey
Oh I know. I’ve known many horny gay donkeys in my time.
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