i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
you sang the finger bang song from south park while fingering me. needless to say, kind of a turn off.
I'm proud of our boobs and what they could potentially achieve in life.
WHATEVER CLASS IS PLAYING "TOOT IT AND BOOT IT" AT 8:30 IN THE MORNING, I WANT IN.
You actually went to class. Im eating dry cereal naked and watching bring it on.
there COULD be a gas leak in our house... proceeding to smoke with extreme caution...
I know. I told you I'm a mess. She had weird nipples. I almost lost an eye to one.
STOP LICKING HIS MUSTACHE
I worked so hard to shave everything last night. EVERYTHING. He WILL be answering my phone calls. Otherwise he's passing up awesome random birthday sex.
We did hand stand push-ups while beer bonging. Its now a thing
do you think me going to the gyno dressed as a cat is inappropriate?
So, I actually said the words "but face tattoos are sexy"
If you wake up with half a an eyebrow.... I'm pretty sure it was a good time.
Her vag MUST be made out of starbursts or something equally as delicious.
We couldn't find her anywhere. Finally, I saw her sitting in my bathroom floor spraying hair mouse into her mouth and whispering "I fucking love whipped cream." WHAT DID YOU GIVE HER AND CAN I HAVE SOME?
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