Boner jamz table deep. plus bar deep. wiing waing.
we both passed out while playing beer pong, woke up in the morning and continued to play coffee pong to cure our hangovers
sometimes i wonder what i would do without sheltered catholic girls w/ overprotective parents
never have sex?
also, did you notice that when he quoted your email he used MLA format?
I got a job at a micro-brewery. Now who made the bigger mistake, them or me?
I can get head just about anywhere nowadays so that's not much of an incentive, coffee on the other hand...
theres a wall by my room thats like, a prime fucking wall. before i move out SOMEBODY is gonna fuck me on that wall, goddamnit.
Found your dick twin last night
Given everything we have talked about, is it wrong to ask you to be faithful to me, despite still dating him?
im the best fifth wheel. all four of them separately bribed me to never speak of what happened last night
I woke up in a trash can. Please dude. I don't know what I did to you last night, but I'm sorry. Epically sorry. Please call me back. Please.
She was crying and pulled the collar of her shirt up to blot the tears. And then she just kept her head there. And stopped crying. "My boobs are just too amazing for me to cry." her words not mine please help she's still in that position
She super glued his penis to his testicles. And shaved off a good portion of his hair after he passed out at the party.
Once my new license was put into my hand, a light from the heavens shined down and pauly D's voice was in my mind saying ohh yeaaah 21 yeaaah
the voting booth dude cock blocked me or she woulda totally blown me in the voting booth.
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