with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
That girl's pussy is like White Castles, you crave it once in awhile, but you know next morning you regret eating it.
i was so high i thought his mole came off and was flying around
A female Wisconsin fan just headbutted the bouncer. Im deeply terrified and oddly aroused at the same time.
I think we should make Neil Patrick Harris a permanent part of our role playing.
she is using a fork to eat popcorn and refuses to drink gatorade out of anything but a margarita glass... did i mention the popcorn is on a plate?
Working out to an exercise video on OnDemand. Also, drinking beer and eating cream cheese with a side of bagel in between stretches.
well when mom kept referring to my "black hole of a vagina" and how i devoured all the nuts at the party like i was a pro, i figured my stay was up.
It was the most graceful puke ever. I just thought she dropped something underneath the bar until she told me what happened.
i think maybe i'll just not watch it. i'd rather not think of you as a magical transforming set of dick holes.
Copy that. Decided to shower with a beer in a glass bottle. Gotta stop the bleeding first. Be there is 20
He said he'd prefer a photo rather than discuss politics, I sent him a snapchat "conservative shorts 4 conservative man". He said "be liberal"
Have you ever gotten so angry that you stripped in public?
We were 6 minutes into the movie before we realized the whole movie was spoken in Italian. That level of stupidly-ripped
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