just took a sink shower in Arbys bathroom
I'm gonna put my relationship status as "widowed" to see if it helps me get some poon.
He had a seizure when i was giving him head. for a second i was thinking i was doing a spectacular job
Look you found him on craigslist. You should be happy that he at least HAS a normal looking dick.
yea, their son has been arrested on more than one occassion, their daughter is pregnant and their other daughter graduated but she was adopted, so clearly genes are everything.
Thinking about adopting a 16 yr old here. Her name is Abby and she likes vodka. We've bonded. I need a sober driver n e ways...
I pull out like 90% of the time, but that's just to make art.
I didn't realize how trashy of a night we had.
Welllll, you did eat a cherry out of my pussy. So I think that classes it up a little.
So I found out me and this guy I was drinking beer with tonight both got lactated on by the same stripper. We're milk brothers.
I love 3rd shift and working at a hotel I just had a late night booty call while I was getting paid..could life get any better??
my poor anus
Came home from this girls horse at 6am to find a guy lighting off roman candles in front of my door. Best walk of fame I've ever had.
I think I fucked someone on the flight home last night.
First dip in a brand new jar of Nutella, and my man’s dick are two things I will not fucking share.
Mom got drunk as hell, crashed Dad's wedding and some how left with the best man. This is why you should be glad you aren't my sibling.
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