We are brilliant. We call it the pint walk. Killing a pint of vodka while we walk from cleveland park to dupont. just making mama proud
you'll never believe how fucking awesome rain man is when you're stoned.
shes got a 6th sense for me cheating...the the hailey joel osmound of me getting bjs
I dont wanna date her. I just wanna be able to run a blacklight over her face and prove ownership.
He threw a goldfish cracker into my toilet and then proceeded to laugh for 32 minutes. I timed it.
May have caused an international incident. More details after we taxi in.
I was unaware that a tutu and pasties was appropriate attire to this
Nobody knew what to do when it was dead. You said fire up the George Foreman, I've never ate baby shark. She hasn't stopped crying.
He just broke up w his most recent gf again, wish I could message her and be like it's not you he's gay.
I want to break his glasses with my pelvis.
I don't remember how I broke my nose last night, but I woke up with dried blood everywhere. Also, you should tell that guy how you feel.
You gave my cousin a blowjob and are facebook friends with my mom. Is there a name for this level of friendship?
Thinking about licking your asshole. And hugs and stuff too I guess.
how am i in montreal? thats like a 3 hour train ride. i remember nothing.
Sometimes I get confused on who I really actually know and who's lives I just know everything about via internet. Its a fine line
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