I miss having pregnancy scares ....at least i knew i was having a good time
With the way things had been going, I was never more excited for a person to cum
She said "I only hook up with guys I'm dating"
So... What happend then?
We dated for an hour, i broke up with her after. BOOM.
any interest in drunk sledding later? if not, any interest in driving me to the hospital later?
There were 11 girls in that minivan and everyone was either puking, crying, or yelling "we're a total shit show"
I just want to know who nailed the chicken nugget to the door.
You started an entire relationship based only on sex and emoticons.
BABIES FOR EVERYONE. I'd be like Oprah except with babies
Woke up with two different flip flops on sum burnt at the beach. Who are these French kids plz come back
it's always good to have a friend that's a hairdresser, a massage therapist, maybe throw in a lawyer just in case, and always have a friend on food stamps
So, it's been almost 3 months and and I still dont know her last name. That's gotta be a record.
My mom just told me not to dance on any tables on Halloween...I'm choosing to take that statement as a joke
of all the things that should kill me, scurvy wont be one of them
I sharted in my christmas pjs :(
Nothing like ripping open the box with your keys on a sat R train and throwing back the morning after pill with some coconut water on my way to work at a fitness studio for free
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