so I just asked a Chinese man and found out our tattoos actually mean vagina...
I think id rather eat ped egg shavings.
I caved and texted him. But it's strictly drug dealing business so it doesn't count.
i just got a clause named after me in the 'alcohol and drug use' section of the handbook. this is certainly a warning sign.
my mom and grandma just had a splits competition. slut runs in the family
After three games of beer pong ending in victory by death cup, all four of us bonded in the fact that we all slept with the girl's boyfriend at some point in time in the past year. She had no idea.
hey this is Madison. you gave me your number last night and asked me to remind you that you didn't fuck anyone. you okay?
it's a drink the shower water kind of morning ...
I woke up with a pinecone in my hair. A full pine cone.
So which one of you fuckers changed my backgrounds while I was passed out to me holding a chicken like the statue of liberty?
I'm seriously considering refraining from drinking on school nights.
I like how you say that with 4 school days left of the school year..
We can get high as fuck when there are no orders. If not its cool. I just figured Take Your Blunt Buddy To Work Day.
You don't know the true meaning of fear until your girlfriend's niece insists on sitting on your lap with 20 mg of Viagra coursing through your veins.
I never thought I'd say this but there's too many dicks around here.
I'm not fucking you with a Stormtrooper helmet on!
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