This girl is very crazy
She's one of those compassionate ppl
So everything I said on this seemingly endless date offended her
he just found out his girl is having a boy. he's probably googling "Ed Hardy diapers" as we speak.
I don't think the people up for their 8am class were as impressed with how many beads i got last night as we were.
"Tuesday" and "open-bar" shouldn't be used in the same sentence.
Weird question, would you want to do fetish porn? you get paid.
I'm thankful she wil die Alone. And I'm thankful I slept wiht her cousin. And brother.
The size of her vagina has nothing to do with the size of her heart bro
4 to the list in one week. Slutsville isn't as fun as the brochure promised.
He wanted to take a picture with our pizza to show his mom that I was pretty but more importantly that he practices in "sober" activities
Apparently I was pointing at birds and yelling "YOU USED TO BE A DINOSAUR!!!"
I used the picture of my mom and I doing blow job shots in Vegas in the presentation for my Spanish final. Graduation here I come.
I've decided I'm gonna attack people with the toilet plunger.
Just walked into a random hotel for the free breakfast. How was your night?
Birthday are for suffering. TAke some tylenol pm and day-drink tomorrow
My mom just walked in and saw a picture of his penis. She then asked me "Do you even have a cervix left?!" I don't know what to feel anymore HA
Yeah well that's a good thing right? Like mothers approval? Kinda like a Fathers blessing but. . . better?
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