dude i dnt kno how, but i think theres a tampon in my butt
Well, I'm a guy so I don't have one, but if its anything like the inside of my nose, yes, vodka would burn.
Whoever had sex in my bed during the party last night left a glow in the dark condom on my floor. I'm not even mad anymore, I just want to know who it is so they can tell me where to get one.
Either way you look at it, I'm a slut. But either way I look at it, I'm having a fucking blast.
just cheers'ed a flock of cattle as i drove past eating a burger i bought 7 hours ago. that high.
Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
Once you mention butt plugs, conversations always take a turn for the worst.
It was great. They teamed up to hit on these two frat boys all night, until the frat boys started making out with each other. The looks on their faces...
I think it's gonna be hard to find a guy that won't take my consistent drinking as alcoholism
Ask him to get me chedder bratwurst instead of the molly
Unless if you guys already left. Then I want the molly
I'm tired of the topic. I sent him a pic of my vagina to change it.
Can you send me a picture of your dog? I might need to borrow him so I can wear a speedo to a pool party on Friday
I got so drunk that I peed my bed...and all over him. The ironic thing is that he slept in his swimming trunks.
He's on the porch naked. Help.
Look, I am sorry I shaved your cat...but get over it.
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