Alarm just got pulled in my exam
Swear it wasn't me
I just walked by a ginger with a mullet. I repeat GINGER mullet. So help us God.
everyone is single if you try hard enough
when we woke up the fish was dead lying next to us on the bed. wat should i tell her
yeah you're probably right.. i should stop equating love with getting naked on a webcam for him.
There I was staring at a teeny weeny black one and a huge white one. It was like an episode of Myth Busters
It felt like getting blasted with a supersoaker filled with vagina juice.
It's sad that the best source of heat that I have is my vaporizer.
I have pink band-aids all over my body, WHAT HAPPENED?
Keg backpack and a Bike
god. I was just thinkin about the fact that there was a time in our life when we didn't drink.
I just blew my weed a kiss
If his smile makes you freak out and drop things imagine what his penis could do
EW HE JUST SNAPPED ME A NUDE BUT HE CENSORED HIS DICK BY COLORING IT I DID NOT ASK FOR THIS
It's like sleep walking but with blowjobs
Alan said you can come over and eat me out anytime you want, as long as we give him enough notice to hide in the closet before we arrive
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