Down for casual relationships, more fun than catholic missionary, bring condoms and don't get attached.
a man that wears gold spandex underwear and party boys other people is a man after my own heart.
She kept saying "I'm going to hell" the entire time we were fucking. I really wasn't sure what to do... so I agreed with her.
That was definitely the right answer.
I mean we've tried to get high on nutmeg, we clearly dont know the definition of "too far"
Does this sound normal?...She's ironing on pictures of her dead cat to all of her green clothes...
Woke up with two cats staring at me. One covered in puke thats giving me a look that says it might be my fault. Where am I? Come get me.
Sidenote: do you recall your "give me the d" chant
Was I asleep on the ride home?
Yea, then when I tried to hold your head up on a turn, you round house punched me in the face.
You both sound like you need to get shit faced, fight it out, and have makeup sex.
We found him flat on his back, sobbing, 'fuck you stars' at the sky. No more everclear for Derek.
He ended up buying the equivalent of dinner at a Mexican place, in weed
An old white couple caught us smoking the foot long. THE LOOK ON THEIR FACES.
Are you telling me right now that the weed man sexted you?
THE WEED MAN SEXTED ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Its one of those days... someone might die
Would a picture of my dick help?
Dude i just passed out while getting head...she cried
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