last night you decided it was time to "get organized" and "straighten out your life." You pulled out a bag of troll dolls, sorted through them and got nostalgic. You demanded both andy and i take one and keep it forever.
LETS GET FUCKED UP IN ONESIES TONIGHT.
I worry about you sometimes...
Just watched my manager erase "we've been 2 days wo an accident" and change it to "0" these ppl are too high.
Romer got arrested for getting in a bar fight with a bus boy because he was trying to steal a keg, had it all the way to the car
spotted: something called the tunnel of opression. i feel like if we patricipated we wouldnt even be phased or we could run it better than them
Dude this deaf chick is totally hot, I just bought an apartment on boner ave
His penis contains the glue that keeps this relationship together.
Can we pretty pretty please go to Mardi Gras tomorrow? I promise I'll be a good girl and not puke in a pledges car
When did angry sex become our thing?
We had sex on the beach. I was completely naked except for my sneakers. That's when you know
I know, but the fabulousness of my baggies should not be what defines my business as a drug dealer.
You thanked your mom for the gymnastic lessons so you could do a keg stand
Woke up eating a pickle on the bathroom floor this morning in some random guys sweat pants.
Trust me.. Might look gay.. Might feel gay... But I could snap your neck with my inside thighs bro
There is a sex dungeon behind the wine cellar. This is why I hate showing foreclosures.
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