WIFE SWAP. FAMILY OF MIDGETS. LIFETIME. NOW.
I thought I had fell out of his trailer but he says I tried to ninja kick his TV stand saying those girls hula hooping were trying to seduce him. There wasn't anyone else there.
I just had sex with a black guy. He told me I had a big dick. I think that's God's way of saying it's okay to be gay.
Hne relally is a cite oerfect gome. Nes awddddddddooooome.
if things do not go as planned you should see me walking down I81 blindfolded and pantless
I just got my hands on some dry ice. How do you feel about coming home to a mystical wizard toilet?
His penis smells like laundry I just wanted to cuddle it
Dude. I might have just seen some porn i wasnt ready to see. The chicks were so old.
His ass WILL be my cock's next vacation home.
I wish I had a dick so I could say shit like that.
All I remember is laying in that secret hideaway closet, naked, with a beer cowboy hat on and you walking in and sitting down crying because no one would have sex with you
I just put on my phone calendar to remind me of my final child support payment in 2029
So many Oreos I'm regretting this decision already but I'm happy at the same time...The straddle is real
Struggle. Not straddle. I'm not straddling anyone.
Turns out end of the world sex is H-O-T, HOoot! I'll be the only progressive lady smiling today
whatever, tonight I’ll be getting my ass eaten by an aussie so we good
Dont care about too tired for sex, thank you for leaving your laser pointer. I have now determined both my cats are stupid.
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