Let's get naked and see who's stronger.
shotgunning a bud heavy is like shotgunning a turkey sandwich
There is still throw up in my sink from before break. God I missed this place
she wants me to meet her parents and she hasn't even met my penis yet.
There was a picture of him proposing on the night stand and their dog watched, but I can't help myself, his dick is just so perfect.
Why were you having sex on top of my left over pizza in the kitchen?
The investigator asked if we were sharing a pitcher of margaritas. I corrected him and explained that we each had our own.
Getting stoned and sitting front row in a legal class.. Not my best idea
My bathing suit kept falling whenever I went under a wave and this kid caught on and kept checking them out so I told him nothing comes free $5 a boob
I hooked up with a British man... Wiz Khalifa has your bra... Couldn't have been a more successful night!
But yeah, that is officially the new "I just came" picture
He kept asking for nudes so I sent him a picture another guys dick. He called me ruthless.
There's no such thing as shame in your world, is there?
That's the 2nd med student that has had his tongue in my butthole, what gives.
Also fuck yeah conspiracy
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