Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
We'll see haha. The cum didn't work...I just chewed the whole thing in a day.
I hope you meant gum...
Whatever is fine with me, as long as I am dressed in green and end up shitfaced.
I just woke up with a bunch of French fries in my hand and a chocolate shake balancing on my pillow. Lovely.
Somehow ended up at a stranger's bridal shower. Everyone else is already drunk.
he asked me if i would dance for him to make it easier for him to jack off. does that answer your question.
I wish I could go about my daily activities with his dick inside me
I feel like "stop licking my face" isn't something that needs to be repeated twice
the japanese bartender dressed as a cowboy in assless chaps just told me i was too drunk for another shot
For future reference "bring our litter sisters on our date day" is not such a good idea
I just really need a hug and a shower beer
I'm having post-experience "why didn't I fuck her in a public bathroom" regrets
He was peeing on the back wall of a building. He would have been okay if the building hadn't been a police station.
I'm glad your nude photos turned out "classy" but you cannot hang them in the living room.
Can you pay somone's bail with a credit card or just cash? I feel like you would know this.
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