He is such a slut. More and more my type.
and pubic hair rears its ugly head again
call of duty 2 was the straight man's twilight
Her parents came home early, i had to hug her mom with a condom on...
The trick is to not slur when purchasing the condoms at 3am
It's amazing the difference a day and 2000 mg of antibiotic make. Nine days to go.
She whispered into my eat that she wanted me to fuck her while her parrot watched...
Well, I had a dudes gf walk in on us the next morning but nothing during...She shook my hand after I got dressed and said "nice to meet you with your clothes on" best moment of my life.
Dude, just found out there's a monster in a video game named after me. No more dating nerds.
Its mothers day, andI woke up with 12 bar stamps on my face, holding orange juice and a box of tampons. This can not be happening
You're the horniest male I have ever encountered
Makes it sound like you're a scientist documenting your discoveries. I warned you.
Yeah. I'm so over work, that I'm not even satisfied pretending to work anymore. I just flat out want to go home. Fuck this job
So my POF profile is full of Archer references. Only guys who get them will be getting any response to their messages.
Please don't explain what tea bagging is to my mother.
Im gonna start dry humping the manequins and see if i get fired.
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