You're the unicorn of the gay community. Unbelievable and unattainable.
don't you miss dr. quinn: medicine woman? i do.
Going to eat lunch. Bunch of people in church clothes, and we are hungover, wearing pajamas, and in real danger of puking on the floor. We're about to destroy the ambience of this joint.
You don't know the meaning of what the fuck until you wake up naked and alone in someone's bed staring at a dead squirrel on their dresser.
maybe we can find two twins tonight and bang them together and then my life is complete
she won't take no for an answer... no matter what language i said it in
Plotting your own moral demise should not be this fun
If I threw up, how do I still have the same piece of gum in my mouth from the beginning of the night?
we didnt even have break up sex...
you had it for us with someone else...
I sat in the bathroom on the counter and gave out advice to all the random people that walked in
It was total unicorn galloping on a fucking rainbow awesome.
We were sitting in a hot tub debating how drunk we could get by osmosis if we kept spilling our drinks in it. This is what engineering college does to you.
So hungover. I'm getting too old for trolloping around in disco shorts going shot for shot with well behaved underclassmen in an effort to lure them to the dark side of alcoholism and liver failure.
Find a vagina and bring it to me. Like feeding a tiger.
There's a fuckload of syrup all over the floor.
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