I'm pretty sure you can't just waltz into a walk in clinic and ask them to de-baby you.
this morning i checked my reflection in the toilet as i was throwing up to make sure i still had my pearl earrings on
the fog machine set off the whole complexes fire alarm
There will be two dogs there to provide supervision. Not to worry.
Ive yelled into your vagina. There are few lines we haven't crossed at this point.
the story is to long to tell you via txt so when you notice the tattoo on your ass call me.
I got shot at today. If that doesn't get me at least a blow job I give up working on the south side
I suppose we should both be prepared for the secret service to come visit us after this conversation. Hi NSA.
Ordered a pizza stoned. The guy handed me my pizza and I tried to pay him by handing him back the pizza.
She's like the sister I never had that I want to bang.
You showed me your butthole that's like a mating call in other species
A stripper set a mans ass on fire... the club smelled like burning ass and boxers.
I dunno what to tell you sport. Short of having a shock collar on, you're gonna wanna hook up with people.
Good Morning! You are sterile right?
There were no words. I got in his car, took my pants off, threw my shirt out the window, and got things started. After we were done I collected my clothes, gave him a kiss, and crept back into my house.
You're like the sex ninja. How doesn't he love you?!
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