Do ugly people know they are ugly?
The quiet ones do.
i stapled my math hw together with an ear ring, too ghetto?
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
im so sorry the vomit froze your passenger door shut... you should have stopped.
They really brought out their best strippers for vday weekend
well we could tame deer to let us ride on them. does that work?
He titled his birthday party on facebook, "BJ's in PJ's- an adult slumber party." I'm the only one invited.
WHAT KIND OF DUMPSTER DOESNT HAVE PIZZA IN IT?
I had to run home with my hands covering my tits this morning. How does this keep happening?
Vagic. Defined as a kind of magic one has over a girl's vagina. Used in a sentence... he's an accomplished vagician.
Haha I had a heart to heart with a stripper so I would say it was a success?
The 666th photo in my phone is of him and if that's not a sign that he's secretly the Antichrist, idk what is. Also, bring more rum.
Pretty sure I have a sex related back injury. I'm not sure if I should be proud or ashamed.
I actually talked to his parents last night about it. haha. I had a bottle of smirnoff in my hand, I'm sure they took me serious.
God damn you Coronavirus! I'm jonesing I got the itch. I would fully satisfy a horse for some Taco Bell or Perkins. God help me I'm going insane but I definitely don't want to get sick.
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