How did you manage that?
Told her it wasn't GENITAL herpes... just ORAL herpes... on my penis
lol... jersey girls rock
I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
Googled "can you put dry ice in your drink?" I'm safee
I have fb friend requests from two random swedish brothers... Must have something to do with that hostel I stumbled into on mardi gras
so I made out with a lobbyist last night. im officially a resident of D.C
There's so much relief when you realize you wake up in your own bed
i swear to god. if they dont have practically DTF written on their foreheads, or a glowstick in their hands, strictly no entry.
Dude she pregamed for her sorority's philanthropy.
Beer acquired. Food is cooking
Wow, you are almost sliding into home plate for some stellar fellatio
Just visited the liquor store.... for the 4th time today. shits gonna get weird
Like we were literally doing coke off his insulin pump
I woke up without my clothes on covered up with a towel on the floor because for some reason I took a bath in my clothes at 2am.
Oh god establish a safe word
I'm going to! Pineapple.
I just got a hug from a random kid in my class. he said I was a champ at the bar last night..someone help me.
I just had a man tell me he was going to think about me when he was fucking his wife tonight. This is my proudest moment as a gay.
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