I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
im not an educated person. i just do things. and it works out in my favor
It totally doesn't make me a groupie if I hooked up with him before he was in the Olympics
she asked me which thongs i though her boyfriend would like best. fuck the friend zone
At some point last night was I riding a garbage can.. Things are starting to come back to me
On an unrelated side note: I shall now attempt to crawl to the bathroom. Where I will lay motionless on the cold ceramic bathtub with hot water pouring over my shivering body as I desperately try not to vomit. Good day.
booty call birthday vouchers, best idea ever. it's like giving a present to myself for someone else's birthday.
I spent a lot of time in their kitchen cause I was convinced that the living room was gonna fall... Sorry for not warning you about that.
Just followed a blind kid around for 20 minutes to see how awesome his guide dog was. And he was pretty fucking awesome
I just want to be like i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it
I'm using her Instagram as a way to know where in town she is so I can avoid her lol
He fingered me to the beat of the Fresh Prince theme song... it was pretty fantastic.
I'm just wondering how Jon managed to get vomit ON THE CEILING?
I have hobbies that aren't destroying myself and others...i can make hats.....
I accidentally made jungle juice last night.
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