awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
not my fault. i got her to believe he wrote an oasis song. he still managed to find a way to make sure no girl ever gets near his penis.
the red, white, and blue power rangers were all also in the porn buisness, good bye childhood
Ummmm yeah ..,.. All three girlfriends I have right now are chatting with each other at the party...... I'll see you on the other side
i feel like our whole relationship was one big acid trip
We'll probably be arrested for having a cheetah in our apartment anyway, so I say go for it.
It's pretty bad that I know he's opening his door from the way it squeaks because I have snuck out of his room so many times this semester...
I cant help but love a girl who informs me of the pregnancy test results by emailing me a YouTube clip of Barney Stinsons not a fathers day speech.
No one intentionally makes bad decisions, just errors in judgement. You have your boyfriend I have a restraining order from universal studios. It's all relative
Just thought you should know, Im with josh now. Im no longer available for rent. I have a full time tenant now. Like, a year long lease at least.
literally 50% of my time being 20 has involved my genitals thus far
I DID MY EXPERIMENTING. FOUR YEARS OF IT. IN HIGH SCHOOL.
Well yeah. But im not sure i trust the black out drunk high girl giving life advice
Just got hit on by a 28-year old, quadraplegic, triple-cancer-survivor redneck. Now updating bucket list to meet newfound standards.
So, do I need to remind you to keep it classy tonight?
No, because if you have to be reminded it isn't classy.
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