Ummmm the art teacher neighbor asked me to pose nude for her art class for cash.
It's like God shit irony all over that family
So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
Just saw actual Chinese people doing a Chinese firedrill. Good day.
having sex with him was like banging macgyver. he did the most amazing shit with the simplest things
your youtube search consisted of "food slideshow" and "the angry beavers"
You seriously don't know?He was trying to arrest you and you were shouting that you were being punk'd. Punk'd? that show got cancelled like 5 years ago.
mom just asked if we are going to need more kaluha as she pulls 5 out of the cupboard. this xmas might kill me
Would it be tacky of me to tell the two girls I just found out he's been sleeping with on the side that I've been having gay sex with him all semester?
Some poor guy found you passed out in a bathroom stall. Again with your dick out. Looks like you got to rage after all.
If I get there and all he has for my big valentines surprise is his body, I'm dumping his ass and posting his dirty pictures on a porn site so people can laugh at him.
I was mid hand job and stopped me because he wanted to "connect" which meant putting his thumb in between my eyebrows and a hand over my heart and closing our eyes...
You were drunk enough to sled down a highway off ramp in your pajamas….
It was great. We stayed up all night talking about objects he'd put in his theoretical vagina.
Security showed up because apparently we were fucking too loud.
As your roommate I can attest that y'all do indeed fuck rather loudly
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