dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
So I decided to put different foods on my dick to see which would feel the best
and??
Cake is only good when you eat it
I could seriously attempt to try and saw my head in half with a butter knife cause im pretty sure it could not hurt any more than it already does
Make this decision based on your love for dick - NOT based on the fact that its probably one of the worst things you've ever thought of doing
She looked at me and said "i like penises." and then passed out with her condom balloon animal in her hands.
Ok I have to ask, whose idea was it to used crushed up norcos as margarita salt? And what did they say to convince everybody else to think it was a good idea?
He just remixed a spongebob song with 2 chainz..... Clearly I love him
There was a pirates of the caribbean marathon on. No matter how much you like rum, it is NOT possible to outdrink the pirates. They always win.
i made up my own drinking game and i took a secret shot every time someone asked me about school or my future
Yaaaayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy! It has more than one y so my intentions to sleep with you after the drink special ends are clear
He kicked in the door just as I climbed on top of him...and stood there. I felt like I was in a porn. It was invigorating.
He's holding a pee stick. Yes it's weird.
Let's put it this way, there's not many girls I wouldn't let sit on my face
I'm sorry about the spring break comment. I won't make anymore pornos, I promise.
I refuse to shit my pants for anyone except Cher and Christina Aguilera!
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