is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
did she really think she could get into the club & no one would recognize her from 16 & pregnant???
I am too drunk to make real decisions. I had pop rocks all over my ass earlier. This is not a joke.
did i mention he attempted to milk her in backseat?
Think of this as an opportunity. Like Jesus just opened up his closet, and inside is an endless supply of huge, beautiful cock.
i've eaten like 19 popsicles... what the fuck have you done today?
I just googled, "how to do boob makeup" thats the kind of night I wanna have.
I'm about to start putting my tampons in the microwave for a few seconds these plastics applicators and this weather don't mix
how do you play pong handcuffed?
Sup man, did you have a 3way this month if so it would be 3 for 3 for the house
My one night stand from last night is currently mowing my lawn for me.
He asked me if I want to play Uber Driver, is this some new sex game or is he drunk and asking for a ride home?
I've decided to have sex with him one more time to make sure I don't like him
That girl is like a master class on how to be an unlovable crazy person.
you said, "the pool was totally tequila. and i left my shoe halfway across town. and by shoe i mean car" it appeared to me that you didn't have your shoes or car.
Randomize
