Yay Minnesota! I can't believe there's now a US Senator who has taken more acid than we have
My vag wants to play a game of hungry hungry hippos with your cock.
herpes texted me again. he says he wants my vagina.
ok we should really consider changing this guys nickname...
i woke up to find out i googled the Twilight Eclipse trailer. so either drunk me doesn't know that i'm straight, or sober me doesn't know that i'm gay
something isn't right. i offered to be his sex slave and he declined..
I heard about the break up and if you need a place to stay my vagina is open for you 24/7
Im 95% ready to shit behind 711
you had a pretty long talk with your shrooms in attempt to make them not give you a bad trip, it failed
Oh my God. He stopped counting at 22.. His senior year. I feel the STDs infecting my taint as we speak.
Nothing gets you judged faster than having cum in your hair at the gas station.
Hey, please tell me that you and dad are having actual steaks tonight and I did not just get sexted by my dad
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
me and him got disney princess makeovers at disneyworld. this is why gay guys make the best friends.
So last night, I bought mother's day cards and the Plan B pill.
EMERGENCY SUBJECT CHANGE. SHE DOESN'T KNOW.
Randomize
