ive never been so in love with another man before, in a totally none sexual way... no homo
I drank enough to make her look pretty . . It worked and i threw up while going at it
god please explain to me why there's blood underneath my fingernails AND toenails?!?!
Dude To be completely honest I don't think you want me to.
Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
I gave him a handjob while watching the presidential address. Needless to say, it was weird.
I got a hennah tattoo of my room number on my arm...I love spring break in Mexico!
She had me dip my balls in cake batter ice cream from cold stone and then tea bag her. Let's get weird just got a whole new meaning.
I think this girl gave me a handjob thinking that I would help her with her cell phone bill
omg. that's awesome
I think my vagina is phsycic. All day it tingled and then BAM Channing Tatums look alike fucks me like ive never been fucked in my life.
He invited to drink but spelled forties wrong so no thx
Why does fireball set life on fire? Your insides, your head, your behavior...
At least you didn't sleep with Ashley's uncle.
I've been sober for almost two weeks and it's been the worst two weeks ever. Even my mom told me I need to start drinking again.
It happend again, swimming on the floor... Vodka is my friend
The worst thing about buying this extremely comfortable bed is that once I get a girl into it, all she wants to do is sleep. I want my fucking money back.
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