I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
Hey, don't feel sorry for me, the two girls in front of me just ordered 18 dollars worth of taco bell. Life could be worse.
I'm sorry I kept calling last night when you wouldn't pick up. I'm REALLY sorry I sang "You Oughta Know" on more than 4 voice mails.
She just gave me a free latte.
Correction. She just have you a frothy, creamy path to that vagina.
He ate me out. IN THE MORNING. I love less attractive men.
So the crazy cock blocking bitch sent her a picture of her boobs using MY phone and said: he's busy at the moment
We'll just charge in there, all pant less and fabulous demanding he give back her ferret.
You really could become the cat lady we've always dreamed of.
Those nachos came to me in a dream
I need a drink. No, several. I need several drinks. Drunk, I need to be drunk. Definitely need to be drunk
Just taking a shit and realized the captain planet theme song is stuck in my head.
As you were leaving you yelled at the owners that the stairs weren't suitable for "intoxacapated" people and promptly fell down them.
So I WAS right.
Dude, A DAMN CHEESEBURGER HIT ME IN THE FACE!!! WTF was i suppoused to do!?.
I wasnt 2 drunk i sobered up around the time we were shooting the fire extinguishers
Haha word. Sure I can do that. Help me find which bar has my pants and you'll get free tacos all week
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