I should have been more specific when I asked for 8 inches.
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
there is mayo everywhere what the fuckkkk
As usual, I had to fight him for his car keys. Though this time he made it to the valet garage. All the Hispanic attendants gathered around and watched. Felt like I was in a cock fight.
When everyone ask you tomorrow go ahead and tell them I'm the girl that fell of safe ride and was all bloody.
YOU DRINK NOW BECAUSE YOU ARE A STRONG INDEPENDENT WOMAN WHO DOESN'T NEED A DRINKING PARTNER
come over we're fb stalking guys who were dressed as bananas last night because i can't remember which one i blew
i woke up inside a girl that i promised i would take on a date to Chili's
My relationship: I'm wearing batman panties and a tiara right now trying to get laid and he's doing dishes.
Turns out he's just a recently divorced IT guy. Not a wizard.
Just had to read the instructions to my microwave. How am I so high?
my very deepest apologies for the unintentional cock block.
you asked if you could borrow my vagina for the night
Now I am free. And I want to go meet men. My phone deleted all my contacts, and I consider this to be a new beginning. With a new man in my phone book.
I was trying to be good but he showed up with dinner and wine and I exploded. Like a bomb. A dirty, sexy bomb
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