how do chicks with those acryllic nails wipe their anuses?
This is why I shouldn't be left alone with liquor and anticipation.
her parents were awake and in the next room. i think i deserve a big fucking medal for that orgasm.
season finale of lost and an oz of weed. tonight my mind is going to be blown.
Btw sorry for throwing that bag of ice at your face lastnight....
Got paid to make out with a girl. It takes skill to be this drunk and still make money
I did the mature thing and subtweeted that bitch. She follows me so she'll see.
All I do lately is eat steak, drink warm beer, watch porn, and avoid booty calls when I'm too lazy to take a shower. I think the apocalypse turned me into a dude.
I think i should wear mittens next time we have sex.
The only reason I can fathom that you've been able to continue to date new people this long is that women continue to become of age each year, and the younger ones don't know any better.
Props to the guy blatantly doing coke in the bathroom at the bar. Walked out of the stall with a credit card in hand, sniffing loudly and shouting "choo choo"
So I just went to clothing optional bar
WHY HAVE SO MANY THING GONE IN MY BUTT ON THIS TRIP
I've been getting a lot of emails from patron lately for being a great customer. Is that awesome, or should I start thinking about seeking help?
I mean there are real risks associated with having unprotected sex, but I don’t think I need to worry about a ghost possessing me and having unprotected sex while using my body
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