Got a little crazy huh? Happy st pattys day. None of you have any idea where my credit card would be do you? How do i always lose
Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans
who is canola oil?
you're an idiot.
No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
Nothing like a little anal leakage to start off Sunday morning. Can't decide if that speaks well of my weekend or not...
this year's halloween challenge: make audrey hepburn go from classy to slutty drunk
They should really start adding the average cost of day drinking to our cost analysis sheets. Does FAFSA cover this? No. It doesn't.
she comes in perfect pitch. hook up with more singers.
I'll have to text you later. Trying to have civilized conversations with the boyfriends parents when I'm 100% aware I just blew their son in the bathroom 5 mins ago. Stay tuned.
he was like captain planet, but less blue and more nakeed
I'm sure there are thousands getting dick today in the name of independence
Come over so I can fuck you louder than her country music
A to Z: fucking your way through the alphabet
It'll be a kids book
So I got offered a job this morning based on being a "good role model for girls" and I am drunk at 330 in the afternoon in "celebration." sometimes, life is insane. But not so bad.
its a comptetion of fuckups and im HERE TO WIN
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