It's a Westpoint/Army thing, we talk about Miley Cyrus a lot
Why?
Because when is jailbait ever not funny? Answer: Never
you kept lying down on the floor at the bar just to prove you could get back up
The trick is to not slur when purchasing the condoms at 3am
Do you want the something i can tell my mom in ten year version or the you're gonna call me a whore but be proud version?
pregamed for the floor meeting. so stoned. i keep thinking my RA is shrinking.
You need to call dibs on the blond with the tits. It's your birthday.
Haha hell yea
Because if someone gets to see those.. It should be you. It's like God telling you Happy Birthday.
My whole family just stopped to look at me and aknowledge how fucked up I am.
Girls at BYU need to learn how to handle a penis. I swear my date last night was trying to pull it off my body to use later.
You had a fry stuck to your face... Every five mins you would wake up, take a bite, put it back then fall asleep again...
He sent me a pic stitch collage of all the tit pics I had sexted him this month. It was so sweet!
I decided taking Molly and seeing Birdman seemed like a wise life choice.
I don't think I've ever had this many people offer me blow before. 3 o'clock on a Thursday. I keep good company.
It was a good hour of moans, penis compliments, smacks, and what sounded like someone running in flip flops
I took the beard trimmer to my balls this morning.\nMuch blood. Much blood from my scrotum.
They think I fractured my spine while doing your cousin on concrete.
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