My brain says no but my pants say off.
38 yer olds are good kisserssss
Why would you say my penis is small in front of so many people?
there's a girl in the library on mysapce. she must have missed the memo.
No He hasn't done that since the time he came in his own eye
Would you wanna look up as you cum and for a split-second see your dad?
We were fucking while the tv was on, and one of those animal cruelty commercials came on. We then switched over and started doing it doggy style. It was then that I realized that I'm going to hell.
Just got your message from Saturday. Shove all the kittens down your pants? Really?
I was emotionally compromised.
I just want to lay in a bed of egg mcmuffins and cry
U have successfully fucked my brains out. I just almost put deodorant on like chapstick
Update: they told me I was twerking to twenty one pilots
Just to clarify, i'm coming over for tacos not a threesome
These last few days with George, grandma, and now Carrie all dying have been pushing me further and further into rum's sweet embrace.
These rednecks don't fuck around. This party is completely BYOB and we now have 6 kegs, 3 of which have already been emptied.
I'm too hungover to Google him and try to save face.
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