You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
I just saw a neon sign in a bar window that says, "open to Public" but the L is burnt out.
she doesn't hate you. She just thinks you need a personality adjustment, speech therapy and weight watchers.
I think I just made patron unclassy I bought limes at a gas station and for salt we are using gas station packets of salt
I was eating her out when she coughed, I just swallowed a bright red blood clot
At the hospital, the nurse kept telling me that i either had appendicitis, a tubular pregnancy, or an ovarian cyst. I kept asking if i could just have chlamydia instead...
Chuck job is nothing more than to be my dick stand when I'm too drunk to hold it while pissing
His reasoning for leaving the keys in the ignition of my car overnight with the top down in an open parking lot ? Too eager to have sex. The sex was not that good for him to do this twice....
Best feedback on my performance so far: "There are things that can't be unseen."
please let it be arousing that I used numbers to figure out how well I'd give you head
Of course I'm going to see her again. She had waterproof handcuffs in her shower.
Somehow my family started talking about sex toys at breakfast.
'allo, good sire. how dost thy day goeth?
oh no. you're at that weird Renaissance Festival thing again, aren't you?
I am an inebriated elf. you may fucketh off.
It was like Lady and the Tramp, but just tramp and the tramp. And instead of spaghetti and meatballs, we had whiskey and cups
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