Marg and I just meaowed the nat anthem. I was tenor.
'm tripping baaaaaaaaaaaaaaas
I like complaining with weaving words and complex sentences. It makes me seem more sophisticated and less bitchy.
I asked about his 3 inch scar on his chest. It's from when he had to castrate a bull on the estancia. Apparently this is how good bull meat is made.
UPDATE: WE WILL BE HITTING THE BATMAN PINATA WITH A SWORD
All I wanted was a quiet evening to masturbate and eat cake and instead you ruined it by bringing girls over.
Most adult booty call ever. Ha. We got down to business and still got to watch the colbert report.
She looks like a Midwestern news anchor that got fired so she has done nothing but eat for the past 6 months.
Sorry. Not doing life today. Love to. But can't.
SUNS OUT COOCHY OUT
for some reason leaving your socks onmakes it less meaningful.
Is there anything more American than getting day drunk and watching Hulk Hogan promos?
We are not having sex in the fucking kindergarten
Her boyfriend offered to buy me a vibrator. I'm not sure how to feel about that.
SOOOOOO I just attempted to go to the gym, hungover. Ended up throwing up in the bathroom. I hope people think I'm just working out really hard
That ass isn’t going to eat itself.
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